Wednesday, August 27, 2008

How to create and Diffuse a Mary Moment


How to Create a Mary Moment

1. Wedding less than 3 months away

2. Buy a house

3. Pack a house

4. Fiancee leaving for Bachelor party weekend of big move

5. new house left a mess by old owners

6. Groomsmen still have pants at the store

7. House on market...not one call :(

8. Best man = Realtor


How to Diffuse a Mary Moment

1. Hire 6 big men to move Mary out of house while B is partying with 17 of his friends

2. Hire a team of cleaning professionals to clean the house before the movers arrive on Friday

3. Be very quiet while Mary is sleeping
4. Bring Mary's mother up to keep nerves to a minimum
5. Get Internet!
6. Have a mojito waiting
hmmmm. Barret you are a quick learner!

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